What are you good at?

It's been a confluence of things that's left this question tingling in my head, begging me to ask it to just about everyone at work.
Work's been a firefight - stuff is blowing up and I've been asked to put down what I was working on to help look into it. It's technology that I don't know, code that I don't yet have a mental picture of and unknowns on all sides (our app, our hosting environment, their app, their test methodology, yadda yadda).
It's all finger-pointing and scrambling through the mismanagement playbook. Regularly changing priorities. Micromanagement on a level I didn't think was possible. Scrambling to find consultants who can "help" (from the same consulting company that built a large portion of the app, naturally) and get them put on hot standby even though we haven't been able to pin the problem down yet. More people from outside the organization being brought in to help micromanage. Scheduling people to test round-the-clock, generally frazzled nerves all around.
At some point I took a step back and started to wonder how we ended up in this mess in the first place. It sort of dawned on me that up the food chain, someone failed to ask a simple question that could have saved us all a bunch of time.

What are we good at?

This really is as simple as it sounds. If you're heading up a company, you think in terms of "core competencies." (That's a real term, right?)
You don't over-extend yourself. I can grill a mean steak and I can brew a ferocious cup of coffee, but at the end of the day I'm not going to try to write a cookbook because that'd be even more unreadable than this is.
Unfortunately, that's sort of what the situation that we're in feels like. Rather than define and focus on what products we felt we could successfully accomplish in a set period of time, we were told what we needed to get done in that same period of time.
I can see how it's a risky sell - "rather than over-extend my people and producing n working products, I'd like to focus in and produce n-2 pretty high-quality products that I have confidence that they'll be able to build, test and release." You're talking about setting us back 2 products that we could be selling. Are you out of your mind?
As a strict value prop (that's "value proposition" for those of you not in the know, another vaguely business term that I'm sure I fucked up using) the value of quality isn't easy to wrap your head around. McDonald's doesn't make the highest quality hamburger but they make bank, right?
Right - and when they've failed to ask themselves what they're good at, the market's reminded them. What ever happened to the gourmet menu that I remember hearing about 15 years ago? The pizzas? The steaks? The lobster rolls (I've heard they have them in New England but it's not like I've gone looking for them because what the shit so maybe they still have them?)? They weren't good at them. They spent a lot of time and money developing them and they ultimately ate those development costs and pulled them off the shelves.
What works for a corporation doesn't work for a developer.
When I got to thinking about what makes an object work for me, something one of my first computer science teachers told me when looking over my code came back and stuck in my head. Paraphrasing what he told me...

You should be able to describe a function in one sentence. Furthermore, when it's time for you to describe that function, the word "and" should not be in that sentence. There should be no semi-colons, no subjugate phrases, no hyphens. If you find yourself using the word "and" to describe your function, you're not describing a function, you're describing two functions.

So I discovered the joy of decomposing functions. I didn't get down and dirty by declaring every variable as final. I'm by no means writing functional code and I slip all too often and my functions do two things, but I try to refactor them when I'm able to admit to myself that yeah, that really is doing multiple things.
The code behind the application that's sometimes working like a champ, other times shitting all over the floor... not so much. Giant blocks of code. Twisty turny, deeply nested if blocks. Classes dedicated to re-doing functionality that the .Net framework had built in (if only they had asked Google).
I want to give the codebase one last hug before I put it out of its misery - when I look at it and ask it "what are you good at?", it sighs heavily and shakes its head. It doesn't have to say anything - that look it gives me is all I need to know. I've seen it before, and I'll see it again. Finally it says in a weak little voice, "I'm good at doing whatever they wanted me to do today. I think. What was I doing yesterday? I'm not even sure what I'm doing here."
It's not its fault. It's not their fault. Someone should have asked "what are we good at?" and someone should have responded "not this" and that should have been that.
We were given this weekend off (not that wild horses were going to drag me in for another consecutive day of hair-pulling). Management is good at giving us what we shouldn't even have to ask for. Maybe next time they'll learn to ask us what we can give them instead and we can produce one or two quality products rather than a bunch of garbage and save everyone a lot of agony.
Wishful thinking, right?