Software as a Service - Oy Vey

Software as a service (SaaS), we need to talk.

You had so much promise. Mashups! Loose coupling! And other buzzwords/phrases that architects, CIOs and developers could somehow all get behind. Tangentially, does anyone still say "the network is the computer"?

I guess it was a pretty cool idea. Rather than having to worry about the boundaries between Widgets Foo and Bar, you just wave your stupid hands, utter things like "SOAP!" and "XML-RPC!!" and presto! Those fuckers are working together perfectly because of the magic of standards-based communications.

No more fugly COM calls. CORBA? It's dead to us. What's old (piping text files between widgets, Unix-style) is new again! Hooray XML!

It's so simple, how can this possibly go wrong?

Glad you asked. You produce a service. The person on the other end - do they know how to consume the service? Do they take into account things like "am I trying to read this file before you've finished streaming it over the tubes to me?" That web services definition that you published - are they really adhering to it? Will those line breaks you put in to make it readable throw a wrench in the works (oh if only I saved that godforsaken e-mail chain to forward along to The Daily WTF).

Let me try putting that another way - you're selling your software as a web service. What happens when, for any reason, people find themselves unable to consume it? If you're like me, you'd like to curse at them for their brazen incompetence and write them off. If you're also like me, you realize pretty quickly that you're cannibalizing your own bottom line by writing off these clueless retards in DRAMATIC FASHION because they're the ones that are paying for your stupid service.

Their problem suddenly becomes your problem. Managing one project at a time is enough of a nightmare; now, in addition to the one you're only barely managing, it's your job to asymptotically manage another.

But I don't mean to exclusively hate on SaaS - this problem extends, in one form or another, to any product that you sell. At the point that it leaves your hands, no matter how fully-rendered, it enters the payers' hands and no matter how drop-dead simple, how intuitive the interface, someone is going to fuck it up and then your headaches begin.

Just that when the inevitable fuck ups happen to be piped over SSL with proxy servers and firewalls and misbehaving routers between points A and B, life seems a little less rosy.